What we now know

We learned a lot in today's Corrie. In no particular order:

1. If Cilla washed Chesney's PE kit every time there was muck on it, she'd never have her hands out of the washer.

2. There's a picture of Jesus arresting a cowboy hanging in Ken's hallway (at least I think that's what it is).

3. Michelle finds Steve more exciting than a cheese & pickle sandwich.

4. It's a long way to fall off a high horse.

5. Kirk's pint is full, not empty.

6. You'll never be cold in a fur coat.

7. According to Kirk, when Liam looks at Kirk, Liam's eyes go all Texas Chainsaw.

8. Emily is stressed to the max.

9. Ken is the very model of a reasonable man.