21.5.07

Prime Suspect

I have a theory about who may be responsible for this fire.

Remember a while back when Blanche was convinced that Charlie Stubbs had been reincarnated as a fly? And I speculated that he wouldn't dare buzz near Tracy's cell in case she ate him with a quick snap of her vice-like jaw, like Renfield in Dracula?

Well, it's my theory that Tracy, having had time to sit in her cell brooding on recentish events, has built up a critical mass of hate-energy. Walls and distance are no match for her boiling anger.

So we can blame Tracy and her evil telekinetic powers for many recent events.

(1) The fire. She was disappointed that months of carefully priming Claire to be star witness at her trial resulted in a lukewarm effort on the day. Her wrath has erupted into flame.

(2) Amy throwing up during Steve and Michelle's first date. This is self-explanatory really - Tracy was bound to be jealous that Steve had found happiness and Amy might possibly be finding a new step-mummy. (I am also crediting her with telepathic powers here, because otherwise she wouldn't have known).

(3) Fiz and Kirk splitting up. Just because she's evil and hates other people being happy.

There are bound to be others, but I'm getting scared of her myself now.

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